At best, it's mediocre: copyright Bear (2023) breakdown.

Oh, ladies and gentlemen put on your seatbelts, and anticipate a rollercoaster of ridiculousness! "copyright Bear" is an unmissable ride in more way than just one. This movie is based on the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a humorous horror film that will get you laughing, scratching at your brain, and considering your choices in life, b

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DragonQuest Movie Review

It figures. Of all the media out there called DragonQuest, I get the one made by The Asylum. Yep, so to answer your question it's a rip-off of Eragon. (blog post) No, actually that doesn't spoil the movie. However, the title DragonQuest pretty well does. There's not much going on in it. However, does it have some redeeming qualities?Source: Drago

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Pumpkinhead Movie Review

A movie I first learned about while researching Alien Resurrection and reading Joss Whedon say "I never wrote anything in the script about them fighting a big Pumpkinhead looking monster." - Pumpkinhead is the directorial debut of Stan Winston, and indeed (blog post) the Newborn Xenomorph bears a striking resemblance to the titular monster, Pumpk

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Should I watch Jurassic World: Dominion?

Jurassic World: Dominion is one of the most depressing images I've seen in the last year, and I've seen plenty of bad films as an independent film critic. The Jurassic World's third and sixth Jurassic Park pictures failed to match their hype. It was clear from the beginning that the film would not impress. Jurassic World, Dominion tells the

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Star Wars Review

The king-daddy of science fiction media today.. sort of like Fallout 4 is the lord of post-apocalyptic RPGs, Star Wars needs no introduction. Thus, I'll just use this blurb to point out that until the early 80s, the film was just called "Star Wars" as "Episode IV: A New Hope" wasn't tacked onto it just yet. That was but the first of the mountai

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